John Thomson

John Thomson

1969-04-02 • Salford, Lancashire, England, UK • Male • 143 Known Credits

Biography

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Thomson (comedian), licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.

Personal Info

Gender

Male

Birthday

1969-04-02

Place of Birth

Salford, Lancashire, England, UK

Known Credits

143

Known For

Acting

Also Known As

John Patrick-Thomson, John Thompson, John Patrick Thomson

Photos

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Known For Movies

Help Point

Help Point

2013
The Power of Darts

The Power of Darts

2013
Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

2005
The Fast Show Live

The Fast Show Live

1998
The People Before

The People Before

2025
Dog Eat Dog

Dog Eat Dog

2001
Inkheart

Inkheart

2008
Grimsby

Grimsby

2016
Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle

Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle

2016
The Man Who Knew Too Little

The Man Who Knew Too Little

1997
The Royle Family - Down the Back of the Sofa

The Royle Family - Down the Back of the Sofa

2023
24 Hour Party People

24 Hour Party People

2002
Northern Soul

Northern Soul

2014
The Weekenders

The Weekenders

1992
Fat Slags

Fat Slags

2004
Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?!

Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?!

2021
Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped

Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped

2019
You Are Here

You Are Here

1998
Uncle Wormsley's Christmas

Uncle Wormsley's Christmas

2012
VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon

VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon

1996
Station Jim

Station Jim

2001
Dangerous Lady

Dangerous Lady

1995
Last Train to Christmas

Last Train to Christmas

2021
Born Romantic

Born Romantic

2000
Pauline Calf's Wedding Video

Pauline Calf's Wedding Video

1994
7 Up & Me

7 Up & Me

2019
Roger Roger

Roger Roger

1996
Up 'n' Under

Up 'n' Under

1998
Billionaire Boy

Billionaire Boy

2016
Paul Calf's Video Diary

Paul Calf's Video Diary

1993
Dying Laughing

Dying Laughing

2017
Red Riding Hood: After Ever After

Red Riding Hood: After Ever After

2022
Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley

Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley

2009
Fungus The Bogeyman

Fungus The Bogeyman

2015
The Flint Street Nativity

The Flint Street Nativity

1999
The Young Poisoner's Handbook

The Young Poisoner's Handbook

1995
Evidently... John Cooper Clarke

Evidently... John Cooper Clarke

2012
The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases

The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases

2020
Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy

Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy

2023
Pulp

Pulp

2013
Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs

Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs

2022
The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa

The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa

2010
Appointment with Dr. Terrible

Appointment with Dr. Terrible

2003
Caroline Aherne at the BBC

Caroline Aherne at the BBC

2016
Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show

Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show

1999
Les Dawson Lost Tapes

Les Dawson Lost Tapes

2021
Nightborn

Nightborn
The Girl with Brains in Her Feet

The Girl with Brains in Her Feet

1997
Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story

Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story

2019
Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era

Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era

1994
Dementamania

Dementamania

2013
Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd

Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd

1994
Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years

Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years

2020
Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More

Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More

2022
The Road to Coronation Street

The Road to Coronation Street

2010
The Dealer

The Dealer

2006
Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...'

Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...'

2007

Known For TV Shows

Midsomer Murders

Midsomer Murders

1997
Death in Paradise

Death in Paradise

2011
The Gentlemen

The Gentlemen

2024
Father Brown

Father Brown

2013
Top of the Pops

Top of the Pops

1964
Skins

Skins

2007
Silent Witness

Silent Witness

1996
Brassic

Brassic

2019
Ready, Steady, Cook

Ready, Steady, Cook

1994
8 Out of 10 Cats

8 Out of 10 Cats

2005
Never Mind the Buzzcocks

Never Mind the Buzzcocks

1996
Celebrity Juice

Celebrity Juice

2008
Sister Boniface Mysteries

Sister Boniface Mysteries

2022
The Jonathan Ross Show

The Jonathan Ross Show

2011
Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway

Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway

2002
McDonald & Dodds

McDonald & Dodds

2020
Celebrity Antiques Road Trip

Celebrity Antiques Road Trip

2011
Richard Osman's House of Games

Richard Osman's House of Games

2017
Soldier Soldier

Soldier Soldier

1991
Pie in the Sky

Pie in the Sky

1994
Cold Feet

Cold Feet

1998
Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled

Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled

2014
Celebrity Mastermind

Celebrity Mastermind

2003
Plebs

Plebs

2013
Shooting Stars

Shooting Stars

1993
BBC Comedy Feeds

BBC Comedy Feeds

2012
The Weakest Link

The Weakest Link

2021
Kingdom

Kingdom

2007
Captivated

Captivated

2024
The Chase: Celebrity Special

The Chase: Celebrity Special

2011
The Terry and Gaby Show

The Terry and Gaby Show

2003
Through the Keyhole

Through the Keyhole

2013
Murder in Mind

Murder in Mind

2001
Murder Most Horrid

Murder Most Horrid

1991
Celebrity Catchphrase

Celebrity Catchphrase

2018
Angela and Friends

Angela and Friends

2009
Catchphrase

Catchphrase

2013
It's Only TV But I Like It

It's Only TV But I Like It

1999
The Fast Show

The Fast Show

1994
Men Behaving Badly

Men Behaving Badly

1992
The Day Today

The Day Today

1994
Dodger

Dodger

2022
Blackpool

Blackpool

2004
All Star Mr & Mrs

All Star Mr & Mrs

2008
Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge

Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge

1994
Comic Relief Does Fame Academy

Comic Relief Does Fame Academy

2003
Dog Loves Books

Dog Loves Books

2020
Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)

Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)

2000
Harry

Harry

1993
Sooty

Sooty

2011
This Time with Alan Partridge

This Time with Alan Partridge

2019
Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong

Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong

2008
Mobile

Mobile

2007
Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun

Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun

2016
Strange Hill High

Strange Hill High

2013
Paul Sinha's TV Showdown

Paul Sinha's TV Showdown

2021
New Street Law

New Street Law

2006
Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit

Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit

2016
Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners

Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners

2013
Monkey Trousers

Monkey Trousers

2005
Dr. Terrible's House of Horrible

Dr. Terrible's House of Horrible

2001
Engineering the World Rally

Engineering the World Rally

2007
Johnny Vaughan Tonight

Johnny Vaughan Tonight

2002
Pond Life

Pond Life

1996
Blue Heaven

Blue Heaven

1992
This Morning

This Morning

1988
Coogan's Run

Coogan's Run

1995
Paul Merton: The Series

Paul Merton: The Series

1991
Crapston Villas

Crapston Villas

1995
Fist of Fun

Fist of Fun

1995
The 1970s: Those Were the Days

The 1970s: Those Were the Days

2024
Shane the Chef

Shane the Chef

2018
Roger Roger

Roger Roger

1998
Saturday Live

Saturday Live

1996
Heads or Tails

Heads or Tails

2009
The People's Vet

The People's Vet

2018
Big Top

Big Top

2009
The World of Lee Evans

The World of Lee Evans

1995
Ghosthunting With...

Ghosthunting With...

2006
Flower Pot Men

Flower Pot Men

1952
Ricky, Sue & a Trip or Two

Ricky, Sue & a Trip or Two

2024
The Dead Good Show

The Dead Good Show

1992
The Lock Up

The Lock Up

2011
Sally Lindsay's Quiz Night

Sally Lindsay's Quiz Night
Best Year Ever

Best Year Ever

2022
Legends Of Stand-Up And Bernard Righton

Legends Of Stand-Up And Bernard Righton

Movie Credits

Help Point

2013

Stephen

The Power of Darts

2013

Narrator (voice)

Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

2005

Mr. Windfall (voice)

The Fast Show Live

1998

The People Before

2025

Knotweed Man

Dog Eat Dog

2001

Football Coach

Inkheart

2008

Darius

Grimsby

2016

Bob Tolliver

Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle

2016

Kevin Ruddock

The Man Who Knew Too Little

1997

Dimitri

The Royle Family - Down the Back of the Sofa

2023

Self

24 Hour Party People

2002

Charles

Northern Soul

2014

Terry

The Weekenders

1992

Policeman 1

Fat Slags

2004

Foreman

Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?!

2021

Narrator

Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped

2019

Narrator

You Are Here

1998

Peter Keggy

Uncle Wormsley's Christmas

2012

Mr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers

VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon

1996

Station Jim

2001

Harold

Dangerous Lady

1995

Last Train to Christmas

2021

Vic

Born Romantic

2000

First Cab Driver

Pauline Calf's Wedding Video

1994

Fat Bob

7 Up & Me

2019

Self

Roger Roger

1996

Barry

Up 'n' Under

1998

Stan

Billionaire Boy

2016

Len

Paul Calf's Video Diary

1993

Fat Bob

Dying Laughing

2017

Self

Red Riding Hood: After Ever After

2022

Plank

Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley

2009

Bill (Flowerpot Man)

Fungus The Bogeyman

2015

The Flint Street Nativity

1999

Christian Jerrums / Innkeeper

The Young Poisoner's Handbook

1995

Nathan

Evidently... John Cooper Clarke

2012

Himself

The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases

2020

Himself, Various Characters

Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy

2023

Self

Pulp

2013

Dave Burns

Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs

2022

Self

The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa

2010

Self

Appointment with Dr. Terrible

2003

Interviewee – Actor

Caroline Aherne at the BBC

2016

Self - Presenter

Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show

1999

Self

Les Dawson Lost Tapes

2021

Self

Nightborn

The Girl with Brains in Her Feet

1997

Mr. Loughborough

Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story

2019

Himself

Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era

1994

Simon Joke

Dementamania

2013

Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd

1994

Bernard Right On/Various

Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years

2020

Self

Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More

2022

Self

The Road to Coronation Street

2010

Harry Kershaw

The Dealer

2006

Bat

Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...'

2007

Self - Narrator (voice)

TV Credits

Midsomer Murders

1997

Cooper Steinem (1 episodes)

Death in Paradise

2011

DCI Chris Ricketts (1 episodes)

The Gentlemen

2024

Frank (1 episodes)

Father Brown

2013

John Banks (1 episodes)

Top of the Pops

1964

Self - Host (1 episodes)

Skins

2007

Sam Brooks (1 episodes)

Silent Witness

1996

DI Warren Bull (2 episodes)

Brassic

2019

Colin Popov (2 episodes)

Ready, Steady, Cook

1994

Self - Guest (1 episodes)

8 Out of 10 Cats

2005

Self (1 episodes)

Never Mind the Buzzcocks

1996

Self - Panellist (1 episodes)

Celebrity Juice

2008

Self (3 episodes)

Sister Boniface Mysteries

2022

Leonard Monk (1 episodes)

The Jonathan Ross Show

2011

Self (1 episodes)

Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway

2002

Self (1 episodes)

McDonald & Dodds

2020

Jimmy Daly (1 episodes)

Celebrity Antiques Road Trip

2011

Self - Participant (1 episodes)

Richard Osman's House of Games

2017

Self - Contestant (10 episodes)

Soldier Soldier

1991

Sgt Dunn (1 episodes)

Pie in the Sky

1994

Andrew Vernon (1 episodes)

Cold Feet

1998

Pete Gifford (61 episodes)

Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled

2014

Self (1 episodes)

Celebrity Mastermind

2003

(1 episodes)

Plebs

2013

Mr. Adolphus (1 episodes)

Shooting Stars

1993

Self (1 episodes)

BBC Comedy Feeds

2012

Steve (1 episodes)

The Weakest Link

2021

Self (1 episodes)

Kingdom

2007

Nigel Pearson (6 episodes)

Captivated

2024

Geoff (1 episodes)

The Chase: Celebrity Special

2011

Self (1 episodes)

The Terry and Gaby Show

2003

(1 episodes)

Through the Keyhole

2013

Self (1 episodes)

Murder in Mind

2001

Alan Squires (1 episodes)

Murder Most Horrid

1991

Daniel Hoffmeyer (1 episodes)

Celebrity Catchphrase

2018

Self (1 episodes)

Angela and Friends

2009

(1 episodes)

Catchphrase

2013

(1 episodes)

It's Only TV But I Like It

1999

Self (1 episodes)

The Fast Show

1994

Various Characters (34 episodes)

Men Behaving Badly

1992

Ken (16 episodes)

The Day Today

1994

Treasurer (1 episodes)

Dodger

2022

Farmer Grundles (1 episodes)

Blackpool

2004

(6 episodes)

All Star Mr & Mrs

2008

(1 episodes)

Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge

1994

Petty Officer Alan Partridge (1 episodes)

Comic Relief Does Fame Academy

2003

(40 episodes)

Dog Loves Books

2020

Dog (voice) (52 episodes)

Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)

2000

(1 episodes)

Harry

1993

Royo (2 episodes)

Sooty

2011

The Boss (1 episodes)

This Time with Alan Partridge

2019

Joe Beasley (1 episodes)

Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong

2008

Self (1 episodes)

Mobile

2007

Ray Bould / Hypnotherapist (3 episodes)

Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun

2016

Self - Narrator (247 episodes)

Strange Hill High

2013

Various (voice) (26 episodes)

Paul Sinha's TV Showdown

2021

Self - Contestant (1 episodes)

New Street Law

2006

Charlie Darling (14 episodes)

Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit

2016

(1 episodes)

Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners

2013

Self - Narrator (44 episodes)

Monkey Trousers

2005

(7 episodes)

Dr. Terrible's House of Horrible

2001

Sir Donald Tyburn (1 episodes)

Engineering the World Rally

2007

Himself - Narrator (6 episodes)

Johnny Vaughan Tonight

2002

Self (1 episodes)

Pond Life

1996

(20 episodes)

Blue Heaven

1992

Waiter 2 (1 episodes)

This Morning

1988

Self (1 episodes)

Coogan's Run

1995

(3 episodes)

Paul Merton: The Series

1991

(1 episodes)

Crapston Villas

1995

(20 episodes)

Fist of Fun

1995

Pied Piper of Hamelin (2 episodes)

The 1970s: Those Were the Days

2024

Self - Narrator (2 episodes)

Shane the Chef

2018

(52 episodes)

Roger Roger

1998

Barry (8 episodes)

Saturday Live

1996

Cabbie (1 episodes)

Heads or Tails

2009

Self - Contestant (1 episodes)

The People's Vet

2018

Self - Narrator (1 episodes)

Big Top

2009

Geoff (6 episodes)

The World of Lee Evans

1995

Customer (1 episodes)

Ghosthunting With...

2006

(12 episodes)

Flower Pot Men

1952

(26 episodes)

Ricky, Sue & a Trip or Two

2024

Self (1 episodes)

The Dead Good Show

1992

Various (1 episodes)

The Lock Up

2011

Narrator (14 episodes)

Sally Lindsay's Quiz Night

Self - Team Captain (1 episodes)

Best Year Ever

2022

Self - Actor (4 episodes)

Legends Of Stand-Up And Bernard Righton

Bernard Righton (1 episodes)

Movie Production Credits

The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases

Writer

2020

Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd

Writer

1994

Phoenix Madina - Bring on the Sperm

Director

2019

TV Production Credits

The Fast Show

Writer

1994